I'm lost and stupid without you.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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