What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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