do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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