I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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