It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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