what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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