the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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