she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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