We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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