So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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