didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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