Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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