I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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