I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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