so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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