wat bout pragnant strippers??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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