I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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