Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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