I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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