Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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