The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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