I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Couch. On fire.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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