i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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