he puts the penis in happiness.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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