you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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