i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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