i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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