He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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