He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We were destined to go to rehab together
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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