thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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