How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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