Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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