She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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