They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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