I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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