I don't think brook has ever known best
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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