Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
