your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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