She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
