sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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