Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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