I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My dick has a subreddit
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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