the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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