Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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