He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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