you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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