come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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