Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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