we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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