He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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