Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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